Sunday, Boring Sunday.

 Bloody Sunday  would be much more entertaining at this point. This has definitely been one of the most boring Sundays in a long time. I had plans....we made plans...

Most people know I'm disabled and I work at home. I live at home. I play at home....everything is here at home. So on the weekends or days when the hubs gets home early, sometimes I want to do something other than stay at home. Ya know? I can't sleep in. I can't sit around. I'm an early riser and a busy body, so I need things to do. I live for excitement and adventure! I love to have fun! But then I do the things I have here to do because I never leave the house, and then I'm bored. Before ya know it, I'm sharing phallic objects in my facebook stories and laughing my ass off at the reactions and comments I get, but also finding some fun new friends too!

In any case....I wanted to go on a picnic by the river on Saturday. Just the hubs and I. Jasmine was at work, and it was so warm, sunny, and breezy! It would have been a perfect day to sit by the water and have lunch. Then Jaz got done with work early, and we decided to wait until today, Sunday. So we made a plan! I was so looking forward to a nice day out by the water with just my hubs and my daughter. I was actually pretty excited and started planning the perfect day in my mind.

Wishful thinking, Beans. You married someone that's highly allergic to doing anything outside of the house or fun. Duh. I should have remembered that before getting too excited about the plans we discussed as a family. 

All of a sudden, out of nowhere, he's in a mood and somehow all of a sudden didn't know about the plans, but it ruined his plans for the weekend. When I asked what his plans were, he turned around and walked away. to the couch....to sit on his phone. Super busy, I know. So, I went about my business with my plants, as usual, and hoped he'd snap out of it and we could go about our day as planned. But when it was time for lunch, he just made a sandwich and stood in the kitchen to eat it. So, now knowing that I'm definitely not going on any kind of picnic, or any other adventure for that matter, I decided to go hang out in my lounge chair under my tree. 

Not even five minutes later, he's outside and wants to mow the lawn when its 1000 degrees and sunny. Needless to say, I was no longer lounging under the tree, where the grass is. Then he asked me why I look grumpy.....

Ya'll, it takes a lot to push me to actually pissing me off, but this man knows how to do it with one swift button push.....and then he walks away. EVERY. DAMN. TIME!!! He's a shit starter with nothing to back up his mouth. I guarantee every single person that knows him and reads this, including his Momma, will agree. 

I love that man, but damn.... I just want to have fun and live life!!!! We're way too young to be so freaking boring!

So, I decided to bring my silly picnic tablecloth to my favorite spot in my garden, and had a picnic by myself, next to the chamomile. It certainly wasn't the beautiful open water with the sun sparkling off of it, but it smelled like apples and sunshine! I brought a book, laid in the sun, and nibbled on Simply White Cheddar Cheetos and a smoked turkey sandwich. It was peaceful, but laying behind a patch of chamomile in the 'burbs is a far cry from a nice park. And it got boring pretty fast.

So, here I sit now, back under my maple tree. Still bored. I could do arts and crafts or start a new project, but I don't want to be in the house, and there's too much cottony stuff flying around for paint. It's a bit breezy for a lot of crafts too, I suppose. I could read, but I literally own zero books that I haven't already read or I have no interest in. That would get boring really quickly too. 

I'm trying to lose weight, so baking is out of the question, and my shoulder is still not healed enough to make pet treats. It's too hot to transplant any of the few herbs I have to get in various places, so I've got nothing plant related to do. I'm also not doing a ton of housework, not that there's much to do anyway, because of my shoulder. I did do laundry and some vacuuming today though. I need more money for more hobbies, I guess. Or a personal chauffer so I can go do things by myself before I start to feel really isolated again. Being at home alone all the time is so boring!!!

So, friends, I'm looking for recommendations for good books. I love adventure, so the books have to be full of excitement. I get bored very easily. I don't have a favorite genre, I just like fast and fun. No lull story lines that'll put me to sleep. 

I'm also looking for fun friends to do things with. My husband can be a boring middle aged guy at home, but I'll be damned if my life's gonna stop because he likes to be a hobbit! Or is it a hermit....Sheesh! I can never get that one straight. He's definitely got the feet and boring nature of a hobbit. I bet he plays way more video games though. 

I don't drink, so bar hopping is for sure not my thing. But I love the outdoors, I love festivals, I love people, the sun, and good times. I'm down for all kinds of adventure that doesn't cost a fortune! As long as it's something I can safely do with my body the way it is hahahaha. I probably shouldn't attempt rock climbing anymore, but flat ground and I get along well! Hell yes I love camping, but would only go if my puppy monster can too. We're snoozing buddies, so I need him and he needs me. I would totally love to spend the day out on the water too. damn I miss that life. I LOVE to fish, I love walking as long as there aren't big hills (my body can't do that anymore). Rides? You bet your sweet ass      I 💗 rides!  I just love fun!!!

With that, I guess I'll stop rambling for now. If you're local-ish to me or plan to be around here, lemme know! I'd love to connect and do something fun! But for now....

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